I've never worn deodorant or anti-perspirant before. (Well, unless you count that one time I bought a stick of Secret in my early teens because I thought was supposed to be using it. I realized that I never needed it.)
NOW... I want to rub the stuff all over my body. Do they make anti-perspirant for the face? I've found myself just standing around with the Whitney Houstin upper lip drops. And how 'bout the FRONT of my knees - I didn't even know I had sweat glands there! Ew.
Aren't I painting a pretty picture of myself?
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Newcomers to the east coast always seem to worry about being able to handle the harsh winters, but I always thought summers were more painful. Sure, there's air conditioning in most places, but inside the NYC subway terminals it's, like, a thousand degrees. And I used to break into a sweat just walking 2 blocks sometimes.
Just another reason to come back and visit us!
ROFL Whitney Houston upper lip drops-----I am seriously cracking up! That was brill!
Sumpathy and empathy for the heat and humidity. In Chicago this weekend we are under a severe heat watch. UGH!
Stay in the air conditioning and stay hydrated!
that is SYMPATHY not sumpathy.
Sorry!
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